I...uh...

This isn't very easy for me to come out and ask, but...

[Deep breath.]

Is there anyone who might be looking for a roommate? I don't like. Living alone.

[An awkward pause that reigns as king above all other awkward pauses, and Pat has a series of second thoughts about posting this.]

That's all.

[The comm is recording video of...the side of a building. Fairly high up as well. It's not very impressive, except that the observant of you may notice a shimmering effect, like some kind of visual distortion or, for those who recognize it, a cloaking device.

Of course, you don't have to look too hard to notice the gold lenses when they appear ( Read more... )